Tomy's Mommy 

someone who owns tomytabby; a tomytabby is funi speedrunner for cum rancher

its me kyara aka tomy's mommy

Tomy's Mommy by KyaraOwnsBitches October 28, 2022

Fluffy Mommy 

A semi-endearing term for a fat bitch. Fluffy refers to fluffy rolls of fat, whilst mommy refers to th marginally sexist term to describe women in general. Avoid fluffy mommies unless you're into BBW.

Hey Kaseem- I'm gonna go talk to the hot mommy, you go ahead and take one for the team and talk to that fluffy mommy over there.

Fluffy Mommy by Attractive Nuisance December 27, 2008

salty mommy 

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

salty mommy by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Ur mommy's a commie 

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT

Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born

Ur mommy's a commie by Wdpdt May 14, 2018

Sugar mommy 

Bethany is daemon's sugar mommy

Bethany is such a good Sugar Mommy

Sugar mommy by Daemooo September 4, 2021

Poopie Mommy 

(1)A gigantic, amazing, euphoric bowel movement often resulting in a sigh of relief and a story to tell all when you have exited the bathroom. A truely memorable defication.

(2)To dominate a person or persons in any competitive event.

(1) "I had the best poopie mommy this morning when I woke up, I need to cut back on the late night munchies."

(2) "Wow that was a pathetic performance on your part, we poopie mommied all over your face."

Poopie Mommy by PoopieMommyOnFace September 4, 2009

bruh mommy 

when your mommy doesnt buy what you want

"mommy can i get this?"
"no."
"bruh mommy"

bruh mommy by mommy eater August 19, 2019