Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.

"Mister.......Fister"

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Milner

Milner is a bearded homeless person, who can grow a beard every 3 hours. Soccer fernatic touching themselves every time Ranaldo takes off his shirt and shows his stomach flab. Most likely a Homosexual.Being attacked by sycopathic red heads called Rush.

Look at that Milner over ther being beaten by a Rush, while having a wank over Renaldo.

by DANIEL GIBBONS July 18, 2006

Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty

Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.

by Mason November 30, 2004

Ass miner

to mine an ass. a possible insult.

you're such an ass miner, that you've got enough corn to feed poland.

by vin. December 7, 2004

midnight miner

one who picks their nose in their sleep

he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner

by rebelyid March 2, 2005

Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!

Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck

by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009

Prick Of Misery

When something goes horribly, horribly wrong, this phrase is directed at the aggressor. It can be used either before or after the person/object you're venting at, but not both. Additionally, it can never be used with "you" i. e. one could not say "Get out of my way, you prick of misery."

Person 1: Prick of Misery! The 2 train is running local from the Bronx all the way to Brooklyn. (In this case, the aggressor would be the MTA)

Or

Person 1: You hit me with your car! Prick of misery! (The driver is the aggressor)

by CNJGeep May 26, 2009