midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small

Midget mark is a cunt

by Midget mark December 12, 2016

midgetgamingham

a dwarf that likes to beat his meat all over your face. usually likes to steal your underwear and use it for wank material.

damn u dirty midgetgamingham

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 5, 2017

Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

Midget

A small person that is great at fighting of entire armies at once.
A group of midgets is called a ‘Death To All’ and they are unbeatable.
A normal midget is called a Grace Paterson and can be found in the wild

“ Grace is a midget”

“ lol I kno rite”

by Okbyethenfreddie July 24, 2018

Midgerian

A midget born in Nigeria.

Nigeria is home to Midgerians.

by SuccMaster69Ree September 24, 2019

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020