Midget

Used to describe a midget

Tobys so short hes a midget

by EmilColeman September 13, 2023

midget

A small person that gets called a elf

Ryan: look there's a midget
Jack: ew! I'm gonna step on it
Ryan: NO it's an elf

Jack: So?
Ryan: were not gonna get presents for Christmas

by hiimlj October 25, 2019

Midget Magnet

A person that attracts only people of short stature often referred to as midgets or a hobbits.

Meg was at the club last nite when approached by a group of midgets, following copius amounts of shots proceeded home to engage in midget gangbanging. Some might say she is a midget magnet or maybe a hobbit hunter

by CHUCKNORRIS6149 September 11, 2010

Raging welsh midget

A batshit short welsh bird who likes to mutilate other players on rebirth island.. can get particularly bitchy if your stupid enough to make sexist comments..especially regarding sandwiches.. rages like a madwoman on the regular and uses insults like “I hope your mother burns your curry”

Where the **** did that come from?? You raging welsh midget

by Quackofski81 May 11, 2022

Midgetism

Short, nosy and annoying.

That guy at Home Depot doesn’t suffer from his midgetism, but the rest of us do.

by Ermag June 28, 2023

Midget Gang

A midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously overcompensating, markedly microscopic midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted, small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales on the way back to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen garden gnomes by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.

Sally: Lol, why is that microscopic midget gang being carried around by that swarm of ants over there? Scarlett: I think the maddeningly minuscule manlet boys battled with the superior ant army over a crumb of blueberry muffin that a passing manmore dropped on the ground, were unsurprisingly immediately soundly defeated and are now being carried off to the triumphant ant's anthill, no doubt to serve as war brides or to be sacrificed in the antlet pit. Sally: Manlets rise up! Scarlett: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024

Mega Midget

Smaller than the average height

Person 1: Dude you're really short

Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget

by Kiro Syndrome July 29, 2021