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A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Matthews are great for Zara's
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A 6’8 little cock guy that cannot dunk even thought he is 6 foot and 8 inches tall. He reminds me of a twig I could break him in half with my fucking knee. Every time I see that skinny fuck I just wonder... how can he not dunk.
God imagine not being able to dunk and being a “Matthew”
Matthew by Kevbot L😂L May 6, 2019
related to incest.
that’s all.
person 1: hey have you seen matthew

person 2: he’s kabanging his sister again
Matthew by sandymannnnnn May 25, 2019
A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew
Matthew by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.
Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.
Matthew by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019
Local white boy always nice to hang with.
Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.
Matthew by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019
Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.
Tristan: Make sure to get a Bulletproof vest or a Bomb proof suit

Some Paki: Use Matthew for 9/11
Matthew by Laden911 October 17, 2019