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mafiyoyo

n. Incompetent mobster. Aka. Moron

ex/ Mafia hit man holding a gun backwards, or pouring cement over his own shoes.
Joe is such a mafiyoyo, he's an idiot!
by Alex Bahder January 23, 2006
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The P2P Mafia

An organized internet group dedicated to providing the knowledge needed to survive as a human being in todays society. The P2P mafia has 7 branches. Each branch serves it's own purpose.

The P2P Mafia Main branch - In charge of all other branches, makes the final decisions on everything.

The P2P Mafia Media branch - In charge of media. Including art, videos, music, and internet stations.

The P2P Mafia Advertising branch - In charge of advertising. Such as posters, flyers, public events, etc.

The P2P Mafia Public services branch - In charge of planning and going through with public services such as charity work, public bbq's, festivals, parade stands, etc.

The P2P Mafia Survival branch - In charge of teaching all members the necessary skills needed to survive in a survival situation. Skills include food, fire making, plant life and animal life, etc.

The P2P Mafia Funds branch - In charge of raising funds for public events.

The P2P Mafia Recruiting branch - In charge of recruiting new members to our ranks.

Despite the name, The P2P Mafia is not involved in any illegal piracy. The name was formed in 2002 after the starters had met and formed a small anti-riaa group known as "p2p mafia". The P2P Mafia is internet based, but often has public events such as bbq's, etc. We are against the modern society corrupted by hip hop culture and a lifestyle of obsession. We believe that if the youth of today are meant to be the leaders of tommorow, they should know more than they are taught on the TV and through music. We provide people with a family like atmosphere that they otherwise wouldn't get from home. As of right now, The P2P Mafia doesn't have a website. We are working on that right now and it will be up ASAP as TheP2PMafia.org. If you would like to contact us, e-mail us at thep2pmafia@yahoo.com.
The P2P Mafia will be holding an annual BBQ at the expo center on -date here-. All members and non-members are invited. Admission is free, but you will have to bring a couple bucks for food and drinks.
by TheP2PMafia Founder, t3ch September 6, 2008
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Haunted World Mafia

A group of chill ass Idahoans who fucking RAN THE SHIT back in 2004-2005 at Idaho's greatest (ONLY) halloween attraction, The Haunted World. The Haunted World Mafia decided who stayed, and who fuckin WENT. Opperators of the Haunted World drug ring. No one can touch these fools. Straight hard core shit disturbing mother fuckers.
"Remember that fucking slewbag Sierra/Gus?"

"Nah man, nah, I don't. Haunted World Mafia took care of that mess."
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
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three six mafia

Originally a hip-hop/rap group, but now can be used in slang to refer to any group of scary-ass gangsta-looking black people.

Usage Warning:
Use when not in the presence of black people.
Boy: Oh shit, a three six mafia just walked in the club.

Boy's friend: Let's bounce. I wanna hit the bar next-door anyway, there are no hot girls.
by E. C. P. O. April 22, 2006
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blonde mafia

3 blonde girls. If you are enemies with them, prepare yourself for their wrath.
And to all the people posting other definitions: who ARE you? I mean, seriously, do we even know you??!

Oh, and we don't get in over our heads. We get revenge and that's it.
The Blonde Mafia is a cool group with rad friends.
by Julsies January 6, 2005
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sherwood mafia

bunch of wanna be gangstas couldn't bus' a grape in a fruit fight
Gangsta 1:Yo i jus smoked one o' those sherwood mafia faggots there a bunch of pussies
Gangsta 2:Let me aks you a question Jamal did you use yo gat or did you run em down
Gangsta 1: I ran those bustas donw in ma G'd up escalade
Gangsta 2:Fo Sho
by james hay April 16, 2005
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Asian Chopstick Mafia

Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.
by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003
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