Spelling: Mi-he-lis
A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.
He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.
People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.
Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
A guy that his big chad energy is able to break time and space continuum. With his penultimate power he can make reality whatever he pleases it to be.
He has an incredibly high iQ that even tests are not able to calculate as it overpasses the tests limits.
People say that Chuck Norris is an descendant of his, when Chuck was asked if he had any relations, his face went white and hid his tears.
Scientists have tried to calculate his big CHAD energy but were unable to because when they found the number they went crazy and were hospitalized.
Legend says that the most powerful and fearsome ALPHA MALES and SIGMA MALES gathered to defeat him, but were so easily defeated that they were erased from history as to not harm the Alpha male and sigma male PR.
Things Mixelis is known for:
•Impregnating a black hole
•Being the strongest Multi-universal being
•Not drinking Coffee in the morning
Alpha male1: wow is that Mixelis???
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
Alpha male2: DUDE DONT SAY THAT NAME OUT LOUD HE WILL ERASE YOU
Alpha male2: Alpha male1? Where are you?
by Mixelis November 20, 2021
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Irish slang for "hanging out" - sometimes in the context of engaging in nefarious activities in a large group with the lads
by c0nneller May 06, 2023
Shumiss is where you take a bath and you relax so much that you release all of your bodily fluids in a bath so it's a shit, cum and piss mix. Pronounced Shum-iss.
ahh Brad, did you see did you see Kathy's instagram picks of The Shumiss mix in her bath last night? yeh bro it was savage!
by StopWankingMeOff December 13, 2016
Cum that's thick like mud, stinky like an onion, and green like Shrek. Warning: Produces Freaky Babies.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 13, 2024
A mixture of cannabis and tobbaco usually mixed together in a grinder or container. Gives you the high of cannabis and the head rush of the tobacco.
by Bigboy packet August 22, 2021