fragile lemon

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.

Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!

by Trizequel & clizzare February 4, 2012

In the click of a lemon

To do something quick, efficiently, or easily

"I finished that assignment in the click of a lemon"

by AdCapTurd April 19, 2018

Lemon hoe

A b*tch that is sweet but sour. Will f*ck your life up in many ways.

That girl? Yea that's a lemon hoe

by Captionchat April 20, 2017

Lemon Hart

Possibly the best rum in the world. Dark amber color, 40 % alchohol. Distilled in England with sugar from Guyana, its country of origin.

Dude, I got so wasted on Lemon Hart and Coke last night.

by BearT18 December 22, 2010

sniffin lemons

A moment of anger that causes you to breath heavily while making a facial expression of one who is "sniffin lemons"

Man I got so mad I was sniffin lemons.

by coot sniff 1996 February 17, 2015

Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend”

by John lemons April 13, 2022