Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

by Melong January 21, 2019

Kelllöffel

Randomly grabbing your Homies testicles

Chad 1: Hello *Kelllöffeling*

Chad 2: Vruh, why is your finger in my dickhole?!

by PanChad22 June 1, 2019

Kells

An avid conversationalist skilled in the language of love and life

'he's a real kells, truly a master in the ways of story-telling'

'that's kells had me arguing about mushroom growing for 2 hours straight'

by King of geese March 21, 2020

kelly greens

A wannabe cheer team full of a bunch hoes who sleep with the opposing teams and or the whole home team. Stay away from the Kelly Greens.

The kelly greens slept with the whole team!

by daveruss21 May 11, 2020

Kells

The motion of throwing your hand in the air while blowing someone's back out.

I hit the kells when I was hitting her from the back

by Eddie lomain January 7, 2021

kellason

A remnant of the old times. Was married too Brigham young and nicknamed granny young

Kellason just turned 145 years old

by Alladas May 1, 2021

kellven

Kellven is the most cutest funniest handsome caring loving kind-hearted person ever. If you lose him you will regret it forever. He is very nice to you and when you get to know him he will be the most fun person in the whole world. You should keep him forever.

Kellven is the most fun and handsome person I know he lights up my whole world.

by Kermit.. May 18, 2021