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Josh

A nigga (preferably light skin) who looks like he dominates every D1 sport until he moves. Uncoordinated and Goofy. Makes corny jokes but you laugh and dont understand why you are laughing, and pisses you off at least twice a day but he's still your bro at the end of the day.
That's some Josh ass shit.
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Lil jew. He steals hamsters. They also die later.
Hey it’s lil Jew
Oh you mean josh?
by Ello govnaaaaa May 9, 2019
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Josh: hey, what's a synonym for a giant dingus?
Anyone else: Josh
by also a dingus May 10, 2019
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Josh is awash with talent, bravery, beauty, intelligence, and heart. He is the best listener. His mindfulness makes you wonder what intimacy with him would be like. You will want Josh to be your knight in shining armor. The lesson being that you save yourself before you can be with Josh. That he has a lot of responsibility that you shouldn’t add to but rather help make his load lighter and be free together.

He will feel familiar. An old soul. You will be your most at ease with Josh. You will want all of Josh’s dreams to come true, provided he is dreaming from a place where he knows his own brilliant light is priceless.

If you never see Josh again, know that all is well with him and with you.
Josh, the perfect BFF.

Josh is in high demand with the ladies.

Josh, do you see that you are the pearl in the lion’s den?
by #3333 May 20, 2019
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A terrible quarterback that throws interceptions all day and tries to be black
Man josh lost us the game
by Nigger faggot ass hoe May 26, 2019
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Josh is some dumbass kid who is NOT stoned right now
Guy 1: “Josh”
Josh: “what?”
Guy 1: “fuck you
by Use your best guess June 6, 2019
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a legendary person who will go on to rule to universe with all other joshes
oh that josh will be so good at ruling the universe
by legend1234579 June 9, 2019
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