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mad jonesing 

Used in the same way as the word "yearning."
Yo son, pass me the j, I'm mad jonesing for a hit.
mad jonesing by uro-feces August 15, 2006

rollercoaster jones

A person that has the innate ability to blow a lead no matter how many runs you are up.
"Did you see rollercoaster jones blow that save last night?"

"Yeah, I fucking hate Todd Jones!"

Lonely Jones 

An outcast or loner.
My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

Cruel Jones 

A cruel jones refers to a drug addiction. It is often used to compare a love interest to an addiction.
Baby, I've got a cruel jones for you. I just can't get enough. I need my daily fix.
Cruel Jones by LunaFortune October 20, 2008

Les Jones 

The renaissance man; does everything and does it well.

He is very Sweet, Kind, caring, Loving, spontaneous, Smart, Intelligent, indescribably sexy, Has an athlete's body, he is an athlete, amazing personality, has many friends, will brighten up your day with a simple smile. Can't get any better than Les Jones.
Les jones is an amazing son of a bitch.
Les Jones by Nileysha April 11, 2010
a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
sgt jones by brandonius316 June 11, 2011