Jock Manipulator

A high school/junior high jock who tries to influence a non-jock, or ex-jock to beome a jock like him. Usually tries to have a heavy influence on him, and relentlessly try to persuade him to change into a jock with looks,speech,sports,etc. This is all in order to return this person to the jock side. Simply because that person was once their jock friend, or whatever.

Jock:Dude you should cut your hair short and spike the front up like it used to be.
Non-jock: I dunno I like it the way it is.
Jock:Just cut it short man. We all have short hair. Long hairs for fags.
Non-jock:I dunno.
Jock: You should play football, and wear abercrombie.
Non-jock: I hate abercrombie.
Jock: You should sit with us at lunch and hang out with us jocks!
Non-jock: Just get off my case!
Other guy:Wow, What a jock manipulator.

by Dactyl June 16, 2007

cock jockey

1:A man who rides other mens cocks- imitating the motions of a jockey.

2:A giant cock who competes in horse racing

Robert Fryar and Simon Cheng are cock jockeys.

by ? June 2, 2004

cock jockey

A homosexual who enjoys the art or riding a dick like a jockey rides a horse

I wonder who's going home with that cock jockey for some late night action.

by tbone32 September 11, 2006

keyboard jockey

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

by Carlfish June 2, 2011

Dick Jockey

slang word used to define a homosexual. meant to parody the word Disc Jockey, the term is often used for 'gays' that enjoy saddling up with a partner of half his size to emulate that of a horse riding jockey. can result in mammoth shit piles similar to race horses.

'boy that dick jockey can shit.'

'did you really do all that shit?'

by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006

Spock Jock

A Spock Jock is an uber nerd, they are typically rational and intelligent. Their favourite novels and films are about space and their T-Shirts have sayings on them or retro gaming consoles.

Friend 1: I don't know how to describe Natalie, she's like nerdy to the power of awesome.

Friend 2: so a Spock Jock then?

Friend 1: Hell yeah, live long and prosper.

by nnaacceb August 2, 2011

Jocker

Someone who copies someone because they like your style!

What a jocker she stole my style!

by Jerjbuk May 20, 2012