Slap-A-Johnny

Having raging vaginal sex with a woman, then shoving a beer bottle up her ass, and spanking her buttox with a dishpan

Skank: Schnap, my ass is soar from that Slap-A-Johnny you gave me last night!

by Bensta December 28, 2005

johnny depp

one the few guys who look really really hot in thier 40s and an awesome actor in all of his movies including "once upon a time in mexico" which is one of the best movies ever made.

Jack John Cristopher Depp is clearly an actor i am obsessed with if i know his full name.

by cait June 8, 2004

johnye

john mayer + kanye west = johnye

Yo, who sings that dope ass song, bittersweet?
-hoe, JOHNYE does.

by giiiiirl January 3, 2009

Johnny on the Twat

When a woman uses the urinal in a portable toilet rather than sitting on the fecal-filled black hole of death.

This brave act takes great dexterity - is not recommended for women over 300 pounds and should be attempted for urinating only as feces may cause clogging of said urinal

Anybody know where the bathroom is?

Yeah, see that blue thing over there...it's a Johnny on the Twat

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Johnny Two-Shot

A kid who can't do more than two shots before passing out. Like a bitch.

Way to pass out after only doing two shots of vodka... fuckin' Johnny Two-Shot here can't hang!

by Ice Represent September 3, 2010

Johney Darko

A very dark, almost crispy african american individle. Who has stand out white teeth.

Peter Mensah (spartacus blood and sand) is a Johney Darko

by Lil wayns cousin November 2, 2011

Johnny Depp

v.) The act of ejecting matter from the stomach, into the mouth and then projecting that matter into the mouth of a mate at the end of a planned rendezvous to convey satisfaction in libations consumed within four hours of the act.

Man 1: Hey man, how was your date last night?

Man 2: It was great! We started the night with Mint Juleps at the Ritz, dinner at Sushi Inoue

was fantastic and we finished with Jagar bombs at Lobby Bar. Then, after the cab ride to her place, I Johnny Depped her at the door.

by UrLilSis April 21, 2019