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John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.
“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”
John by yamommaho May 20, 2022
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John is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, good-looking, and most of all the sweetest.
Pls marry me john!!
John by Beebor 1 June 30, 2022
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While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.
Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.
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A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".
Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.
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