by the tonk god July 29, 2021
An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011
I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.
We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.
by morenza February 04, 2010
by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018
"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014
A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 01, 2021
basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
I'm a jizz blaster.
by de-pube June 11, 2023