Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff

Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016

Jalmar

A amazing human who only a select few of people are blesset with This amazing name. Jalmar are usally better then Alfreds and Marius. But they are known to be weebs and play video games especially multiplayer games

Marius: Jalmar is better then you in overwatch
Alfred: its true. He always better then me

by Litboi December 13, 2016

Jamaican meat mountain

When a man shoves various meats into his significant others asshole and proceeds to preform anal sex with said significant other

Not hungry babe? How about the Jamaican meat mountain ?

by perphurdle January 13, 2017

jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017

Jamaican hangover

When you smoke too much Ganjah and wake up the next morning feeling like your brain was shoved in a frying pan then put in the oven. to cure drink coffee or light another one up.

guy 1: Dude my head feels fucked man
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.

by ty148 February 24, 2017

Jamaican blowfish

When two males dock their penile, and one ejaculates into others penis hole

Andrew and rachel had a jamaican blowfish last night #LIT

by 07silverado March 4, 2017

Jamaakitties

Jamaakitties is a person on MiceForce, she has a YouTube channel called "Jamaa Kitties,"
It is about Animal Jam, UnderTale, FNaF, and alot more. She does AJMVS, speedpaints, intro/outros, and more!

Hello, Jamaakitties!

by Bendy the dancing demon March 23, 2017