Jacob Sartorius

GAY AS FUCK! And very cringe wothery so you should stay at least 15 to 20 feet away at all times

Jacob Sartorius can be kinda gay at times.

by James Stiltonn June 23, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

Aka, Jacob Saggytits. He is hell. A gift from satan to let us all know that murder is sadly illegal, he is testing us🤔

"You know Ty? Total fucking Jacob Sartorius. Acts just like him."

by Dnce gvin dnce May 30, 2016

Jacob Matthews

Sexy
amazing
funny
interesting
fun
uniqure
gets mad easy

falls hard but loves great
gets hurt alot
sweet heart
loveible
happy most the time

a:whos your bf?

b: Jacob matthews

a: omfg, you know hes like the best guy traits ever?

by white chicksssssssss November 20, 2011

jacob robertson

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test

Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life

by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020

Jacob Chism

funny, intesting, has loads of friends, party animal, plays loads of games and girls

Jacob Chism

by oreo95 May 12, 2010

Dirty Jacob

a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.

Dude you know that guy from twilight?

Who Jacob?

Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.

by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010

Jacob

A man , usually with long hair, who can get a girlfriend(but not easily). He cherishes her for months until he ends up becoming violent towards her. All his friends turn on him. Jacob repeats this. Although this happens Jacob is usually a middle school person in his early teens. He puts in effort at school but isn't the 'popular kid's. He is often quite annoying and will flirt with anyone he can even if he is in a relationship.

Girl 1:"Omg look at that guy, his hair is so cute"
Girl 2:"Damn girl, you got any sense, he is obviously a Jacob, you don't want that do you?"
Girl 1:"Damn you're right, let's move on..."

by Twixxxy July 27, 2018