EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.

This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked

by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019

Ear Hustling

Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.

Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas

I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation

by Mystique2 June 12, 2019

Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 12, 2019

Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.

"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

Wank ear

The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.

Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.

My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.

by munky82 December 13, 2017

ear poggler

Australian for Q-tip or cotton swab on a stick

Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!

by dj micro January 3, 2018

ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018