Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

idiot moron

a person that is quite stupid in a very gay way

Hey Mikey, you’re being an idiot moron today

by Lmaobixch October 19, 2019

Idiot Wisdom

Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.

"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."

by JMC43 December 4, 2017

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

Idiot on a stick

Someone so dumb u can’t stand even being around then

You are so dumb you are actually a idiot on a stick get away from me

by Nsacccccxcc December 5, 2019

fucking idiot

Someone who uses discord marriage bot thinking it’s funny or something

Woe, look at this fucking idiot who thinks discord bots are funny

by Smishy panda February 3, 2021