The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.
by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012
Get the The Lonely Horsemug. Horse shit!!!!
by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017
Get the horse dookiemug. by bella.zi August 13, 2017
Get the whipped the horsemug. 1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)
by Potato Horse November 13, 2017
Get the Potato Horsemug. Louie: Alex have you seen Charlie's girlfriend , she's so clapped.
Alex: Yh I know right she's so horse-like
Alex: Yh I know right she's so horse-like
by JEEEEEhaaaa November 18, 2020
Get the horse-likemug. yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that
by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019
Get the wooden horsemug. One who keeps himself or his aims hidden. Keeping things secret, or concealed even seemingly pointless secrets they can be referred to as a dark horse when the interest, relationship, or action is revealed. Perhaps surprising, unexpected, even vaguely scandalous.
"Did you hear Dick won a mountain biking race?"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"
"Wow! What a dark horse, I thought he was a couch potato!!!"
"Trent has a new hot younger girlfriend, they were keeping it secret because he's her dad's friend"
"What a dark horse!!!"
by Ms Marple September 16, 2021
Get the Dark horsemug.