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jack my hog

a.) Street slang for stealing parts off a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, or stealing the entire bike. (HOG = Harley Owner's Group)
b.) Sexual slang for masturbating a female, usually by hand.Just why the female gentitaila is referred to as "hog" is not known. Maybe because it is much like a hog; a hog (animal) will eat anything and a vagina will fuck anything.
c.) Perverted term for masturbating a pig of which you are the owner thereof.
"Hey, nobody had better jack my hog while I'm in here," said the biker to the doorman.

Bobby can jack my hog anytime, because I've never came so much.

As Sam brushed his hand over Susan's wet pussy, Susan exclaimed for Sam to, " Jack my hog baby!"

Judy was arrested because she was caught jack'n my hog off in the barn.
jack my hog by Renown February 25, 2008
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A pimp. A man that hustles his hoes of which being slam pigs, slam hogs, or pound cakes in order to pay rent. A boss hog is always on call and always has change for a hundo, also known as a C-note or benjamin.
I called up the boss hog and he sent me this beat ass slam pig of which I hammered on until COPS started.
boss hog by Adam G July 28, 2008
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Battle hog 

A bitch so big and burley and that you want to strap a sattle on her and ride into war.
"Julian did you see that battle hog up there at the bar?"

"Dude I just came from Walmart and I saw a pack of battle hogs fighting over the last bottle of diet coke!"
Battle hog by Dirty Dirty Delux February 14, 2012

House Hog 

Fat bitch waiting to happen. Once was a skinny pole dancer or did some porn while at university in her early 20's got hooked up with someone who told them they love them. She figured she got Carte Blanche with this guy's life and he'll never leave her so she pigs out all day every day. They get so fat and homley they resemble a hog sitting on the couch watching TV. They aout as tempermental and mean as a tusker out in the wood.
Dee, she a House Hog now got fat and homley after turning her self into an eatin machine she can't even get off the couch to feed the dogs out backyard. She needs a Electric whelchair and the Transit system wheelchair bus to go down to the Dollar Store to get even fatter from $1 Pringles, hot dogs, and soda pop. She chop her hair she get real fat she throw all her good clothes away Now she sick with diabeties and Arthritis. Grunts at the TV now, she a House Hog.
House Hog by Ray O' Vacum July 8, 2012
A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.
Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.
chode-hog by Ilene October 23, 2003

Tread-hog 

A scrawny lollypop headed girl or woman, who hogs the treadmill at the gym, walking briskly for hours as though it would make any difference to her emaciated figure, thus preventing others using the machine.
"I had to quit gym early because there were too many tread-hogs"
Tread-hog by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009
a complete asshole; someone who has no respect for rules or authority.
My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.