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Theremin Heater

A midwestern trick normally performed during the winter months. Place your partners penis behind your bent knee and allow him to rub his unit back and forth until climax has been reached.
On a cold January night Tom knew Sandy would allow the Theremin heater .
by Buck Mahogany December 2, 2023
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absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation
Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.
by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024
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donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over
luckysuits is on a donk heater.
by jbhntr December 29, 2024
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Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.
ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"
by InMeteor September 19, 2009
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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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alaska baby heater

The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner
It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.
by Munker December 18, 2014
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On a heater

An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards
I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.
by ParisLV July 23, 2016
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