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heteroactivist

A person, usually with schizophrenia, who wrongfully believes LGBTQ+ people are trying to turn him and the population gay. These people tend to want to be gay but they are in denial and are trying to justify their perceived straightness.
Matt W.: "I'm not homophobic, I'm just a heteroactivist."
Joe B.: "Dude, we all know you're gay, just accept it."
by truthspeaker1984 August 17, 2023
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Heteroflixble

the term heteroflixble it means that you're basically that you're just want get fuck without having to explain to nobody and giving fuck & just want to get fuck and have fun that's all about it.
I'm a heteroflixble individual who it's goes according the gender I'm attracted or someone who's attracted to same gender
by CloudMaster October 7, 2023
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Herters

1972 Herters snowmobile, came from a catalog store, and would have to assemble it yourself when it arrived.
Herters snowmobile, because of the bumps you encounter. 440 Sachs, and it’s faster than a worm.
by Sbcking November 4, 2023
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Heteroagression

When a straight man fucks a gay man so hard because he “isn’t gay.”
Straight man: Hey man I have so much heteroagression right now.

Gay man: Okay I can host.

*they fuck*

Straight man: thanks bro. No gay yeah?

Gay man: 👍
by Agayinsanfrancisco December 25, 2023
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Helter Skelter

1). The one Beatles song that may have been the first metal song to ever grace the world.
2). The fucked-up scenario in which, in some race war, all African Americans would slaughter all the white people—save for Charles Manson and his "family," who would be hiding in a bottomless pit.
3). Pure hell.
Guy 1: Helter Skelter is literally the reason I exist.
Guy 2: HAVE YOU FALLEN INTO MANSON'S BELIEFS?!
G1: What?! No! I mean the Beatles song!
G2: oh
G1: For fuck's sake, man, are you THAT traumatized?
Guy 3: Bitches.
by 7568ino December 25, 2023
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Heterocaucaphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against straight Caucasian people.

irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against straight caucasian people
The misogynistic heterocaucaphobic woke mob heckled the all caucasian moms for complaining when the transgender boy competed in the girls breast stroke event and then exposed his male genitalia in the girls locker room.
by Depree January 7, 2024
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hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024
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