Happy-Fun-Bath-Time

The act of being in the presence of others whist preforming bathroom rituals ie. shaving/grooming ones self. Does not have to be contained to a bathroom can be in kitchen sink or other water orifaces'. Must always be happy and enjoying ones self.

'I was thinking about having a shower but then i decided to yell Happy-Fun-Bath-Time and everyone congrigated in the kitchen sink and I percided to shave my legs while others grooms whist in my presence. We were all happy and there was some hasting giggling' -The Mac

by moanington October 13, 2010

happy fanny

a girl who loves cock

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny

by daveyb1 January 24, 2011

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

Hairyballzagna

pronounced "hairy balls on ya"

slang for any formal or colloquial acknowledgement.

mom: hey john, i'm going to the super market, i'll be back in an hour. also, make sure you clean your room before i get back!

son: ok mom, hairyballzagna!

mom: love you too!

by shredguitar November 7, 2012

Hairyous

You're so hairy in a certain place it's ridiculous.

"Dwayne your chest is hairyous!"

by Brandflakes101 November 29, 2012

hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013

Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

by bunshi November 6, 2013