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Drop my last grape

When someone is in a compromising situation that leads to unlubbed anal sex.
“I knew I didn't have his money so my only option was to drop my last grape.”

"Oh shit! Did you do it Jamaal?"

"hell yeah son, I had to drop my last grape!"
by Kella August 8, 2015
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Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest

1. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into girl's vagina and proceeds to crush them in their with his schlong.

2. n. When a girl puts a large number grapes in her vagina than takes them out and puts them in a guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with her strap-on.

3. n. When a girl feeds a guy grapes while watching the Super Bowl (in the same way as Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez in Super Bowl XLV)

4. n. When a guy puts a large number grapes in his mouth than spits them out into another guy's ass and proceeds to crush them in their with the first guy's schlong.

5. n. When a person sticks grapes in one of their body's holes and then takes them out and puts them in someone's mouth and crushes them with either a strap-on or a schlong usually used after lost bets.
The guy gave the girl a Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest and she was queefing out grape skin for a month.

After Kyle lost the bet to Alec he was scarred for life after Alec made him have the Long Beach (NY) Grape Fest preformed on him.
by Eye Lik Dong March 1, 2011
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bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.
That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine
by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009
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hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?

big boi white boi wants another soda for energy to suck his own titties while playing League of Legends on his 1998 Windows computer. So instead he calls his grandma on his pimpass flip phone to get him another grape-flavored, sugar-compacted beverage.

an ad from The pediatric orthopedic society of north America.
Chubby Kid: "Hey grandma, how bout another grape soda?"
Grandma:* Stares intensely and disappointed at the camera*
by wattsup,get it January 1, 2020
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Grape Shaming

The cruel and bigoted practice of mocking a fellow human being simply because they have brutal, throbbing haemorrhoids.
Having endured three decades of unremitting grape shaming from his supposed friends, Simon cautiously lifted himself from the inflatable cushion and declared for all the world “No more!” And then “Aaargh! Me Farmer Giles!”
by Lancaster's Second Finest April 23, 2024
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Grape Pot

someone who looks like where's wally, and knows tells you everything about the latest war thunder update.
"mmmm like a grape pot, pringler"
by sex haver 1000 March 6, 2022
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crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards
Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!
by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018
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