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Grand Slamwich

Everything that comes with Denny's grand slam, put into a sandwich instead.
This sandwich consists of (as they put it):
"Scrambled eggs, sausage, bacon, ham and American cheese on artisan bread grilled with a maple spice spread."
(oh yeah, and mayonnaise they forgot to include that)
They're soooooo popularirjmsdjf
"What the hell is a grand slamwich??"
"That's everything that comes with a grand slam put into a sandwich instead"
"That sounds really nasty"
"They're very popular"
"Well I'm gonna have some pancakes"
"I'll put you down for a grand slamwich"
"I SAID I WANT PANCAKES WOMAN"
"You're all getting grand slamwiches, they're very popular"
"Ah, I don't want that crap"
"You get 2 eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammm, mayonnaise, cheese, and maple spread, all inside a sandwich"
"Man, that sounds awful"
"GOD DAMN IT I WANT MY PANCAKES"
"I can slip some pancakes inside your grand slamwshesh"
"NEUUUWWWW"

Grand Existing 

Always existing, present, and at the highest level.
This morning I told my friend grand existing, instead of good morning and grand rising, because we are always existing even when we are sleeping.
Grand Existing by Woke Seed May 30, 2025

Grand Island, NE 

Known to be in the center of the Meth Belt. A city that is known for its impressive amount of meth whores, wanna be gang bangers, and a snitch per capita that is absolutely impressive. Out of 50,000 residents, 48,500 have either snitched or are in the process of getting their masters in re-rockology... Homeless/homosexual/Sudanese population around the 2nd St. Caseys, Mcdonalds, Burger king area is at an alarming all-time high. Something needs to be done.
Person #1 Fuck man... The plug is fucked off in Grand Island.

Person #2 I'll go get the piss suits and acetone ready to go..

Person #3 Did you hear? M#%k fucked it all for everyone. Fuckin Grand Island, NE

Grand Fuckery 

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.
By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest
Grand Fuckery by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025

Grand National

When a girl rides a man until he finishes without any thrusting from the man.
I did the grand national last night.

How many grand national titles do you have now?
Grand National by Rider25 September 8, 2025