Fu

A fake ass bitch

You only hit me up when you're bored. You're fu as fuck.

by juuuhurddd February 18, 2017

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

sha da fu cup

When you really hate someone

-"hey you there, sha da fu cup"

by SHREK_UWU January 15, 2025

Fan fu

Fan is a person that is very smart. He likes to give copies of anything if you give him money. He likes girls not boys.

No one:
Fan: Anyone want copies for $2 says Fan fu

by Wikipediaforyou April 9, 2019

kung fu

cocaine

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...

by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019

Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023

FU

“FU” is a slang word coming from the word “Fool”

Ex: Some nigga: wussup what’s going on?
Another nigga: Nun fu I’m finna go outside

Ex: Fu I never said that she lying on god

Ex: Fu what’s the move I’m bored as fuck

by xclusiveesa July 19, 2019