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hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
by QuacksO May 7, 2018
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meme finder

Meme Finder - A free job that can be commited by anyone, also my channel lololol
Hey johnny, what’s the time?
I dunno man, can’t you see i’m busy being a Meme Finder?
by Meme Finder December 6, 2019
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Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.
"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.
by Matt8ken January 20, 2020
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Hero finder

Someone who tries to tell the public who to worship via the media or internet.
The hero finder thinks he/she knows what's in everyone's best interest, and found just the guy/girl for the public to start worshipping. Yesterday it was the kid who tackled the gunman, today it's an athlete, tomorrow its somebody's teacher, the next day it's another person most people are not impressed by.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020
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Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.
Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.
by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020
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Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.
Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.
by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020
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wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place
Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.
by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021
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