Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls

Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.

by jelquer228573 March 13, 2026

P-Fiddle

The Jewish version of P-Diddy, he is greedy, and rapes people.

Oi vay! Call me P-Fiddle!

by Charlie I. August 26, 2025

suck my fiddle

the act of sucking ones fiddle (otherwise known as a penis)

ay bro shut up! suck my fiddle!

by jakeyboy123 April 16, 2010

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

tickle my fiddlesticks

A phrase used around a the holidays as an act of seducing one to fulfill your dark desires....

Won't you tickle my fiddlesticks, Santa?

by Slug_Inna_Ditch November 14, 2019