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toilet frog 

n. A piece of shit.
eg. That toilet frog kicked my ass.
Q: What does a toilet frog look like?
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet
toilet frog by eleventh samson December 18, 2005

social frog 

n. (1980's USA) Someone who bounces from clique to clique.

Unlike a social climber, whose intent is usually to work one's way "up" a social pecking order, a social frog is just trying to have as much fun as possible without getting attached to the cliques they jump into.

Differs from a social butterfly in that the social frog is less likely to be welcome.
I used to think Fred was cool b/c he was partying every Saturday night, until I realized he was just a social frog who didn't have any real friends.
social frog by jevanyn September 1, 2009

step on a frog 

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.
POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

frog boy 

the protecter of the kitty cave, and watcher of the dust bunnies.
kitty: FROG BOY GET BACK TO YOUR POST!

frog boy: DAMNIT! its my coffee break woman!
frog boy by kittyisnextdoor April 1, 2005
a geek with too much time on his hands
Ron is a frogal on the summer months.
frogal by con July 16, 2004

frog brain 

The act of a man, who is at least slightly spread-legged in a chair or on a bench and is wearing shorts, pulling both balls out one side of his underwear and pulling aside one leg of his shorts, then tricking one of his friends into looking at it.
larry is an asshole. he just showed me his frog brain.
frog brain by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011