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Fresh Test

The act of fingering a girl's asshole while in a public place, usually a bar or club. If she lets you finger her coal hole in public, you know that she will have sex with you. Also, if your fingers do not smell after the insertion then you know she is clean and therefore passes the test. A poopy or smelly finger is a failure of the fresh test and the prize must be discarded for it is tainted with doody. This move is best done while wearing 2 wife beaters and dog tags.
Yo so I was at the bar looking mad jacked and I fresh tested this girl but she failed so I went home and watched the Falcons game on DVR. Later I dreamt of fresh testing Matt Ryan because he would never fail the fresh test and neither would the Silver Fox Mike Smith.
by Goody Blue Steel July 13, 2010
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!FRESH!

not an adjective, a proper noun.
-a spontaneous person.
-random.
-capable to keep everything interesting, fun and exciting.
-not a snitch.
-chill with just about everyone.
-Crazy with just the right amount of sanity.
-tries their best to keep the FRESH spirit alive.

-although, a person classified as this, is usually clueless when it comes to the sence of people dropping hints.
-people that wanna be classified as this, have gotta love the homemade cookies as well.
Aaron.

Hometown kids trying to make it in a big world.

"Dude. thats kids tight as hell! He should be a !FRESH! !"
by Caitlin Sitler January 11, 2008
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fresh

word used to describe something, usually an article of clothing or an outfit, that is very stylish and trendy fly trendy stylish kanye west
by freskid January 23, 2009
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fresh af

When someone's shoes look really good; Clean and simple
Aye, Your shoes look fresh af keegan, Keep up the good work
by Keegs_theking October 10, 2016
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Pussy fresh brain

A girl (Jess) thinks about this all the time. Grant loves it.
Jess:"May i give you pussy fresh brain?"
Grant: "Of course!"
*They then go into guest house
by WetnWild69 March 12, 2009
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fresh-air sniper

When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.
"Fucking fresh-air sniper, I can't remember spitting in that officer's face on the way home"
by Rory the sheep September 24, 2009
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bomb digity fresh YO'

A funny term used in place of COOL.
Mostly making fun of everything bad the 80's has brought.
XD
Bob: "Yo' dawg, i just got a new car!"

Steve: "GAH, that's bomb digity fresh YO'!"
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