The Wing Commander

The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.

"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!

by The Captain Pugwash April 26, 2008

flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008

Wing donger

An ignoramus...Can be insult or used as you can't find another word to described an idiot....n

YOU ARE SUCH A WING DONGER .

by withheld2bfree March 1, 2009

Buffalo Winged

When a man fingers a girl after having eaten hot wings and didn't wash his hands, thus creating a warming sensation in the woman's nether regions that quickly turns into a harsh burn in immediate need of a cold hose to the crotch.

After she ran to the shower to hose off her vagina, Garth realized that he had not washed his hands after eating hot wings and that he had "Buffalo Winged" this girl.

by Candygirl97303 May 1, 2014

beach wings

Eat a girl out with crabs, similar red wings

I feel like something is crawling in my mustache. I must've earned my beach wings this weekend…

by BeachWingsFTW July 23, 2014

scary wings

A woman who had intercourse while on her period and then never hears from the guy.

Me and this dude hooked up we had great scary wings sex but now I haven't heard from him.

by bathroom bitches December 30, 2014

wing gut

The horrifying intestinal pain after eating too many chicken wings which leads to devastating bathroom consequences.

Me and the Jew ate 35 hooters wings each and now have terrible wing gut.

by Vinnieandthejew January 31, 2015