Snicker Foot

1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.

2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.

1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.

2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.

“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”

by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019

Lambs foot

When a midget get's a camel toe but because of their size it's called a lambs toe.

Bridget the midget had some tight ass pants on and she presented her lambs foot.

by Senor Stinkpickle June 9, 2018

cheddar foot

Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a person’s foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.

Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,

by BeanTownBeanery June 19, 2019

The foot whale

When the female is on top whilst the man lies down face up she then proceeds to kick the man in the face repeatedly until he finishes

I did the foot whale last night

by analgape November 15, 2018

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019

Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce

Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*

by sugastrashh May 20, 2019