american football 

wack-ass sport only played in the US

the european football is way better and it definatley owns american football

American Football Player: Yo football is the best son!!!
Soccer/European Football Player: Shut up soccer owns your sport!

american football by blitz94/spartan117 July 12, 2007

Gooch Football 

Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Total Football. When the ball is punted upfield the stadium shouts HOOOOF and then you try and charge the ball down and bundle it over the line.

"I go and watch my son play Gooch football. If anyone gets the ball down and tries something and then loses the ball, the coach says 'do that again and you're off'." - Waddle

"Flair players are increasingly regarded as luxuries. Gooch football is about getting rid of the ball at the back and chasing it - physique rather than technique." - Waddle

"Hoof"

Gooch Football by Tamek Iller December 24, 2008

playing football 

Getting spit roasted by your dad and your friends dad

I'm playing football

playing football by Potatomuncher123 May 10, 2018

american football 

A reason for big guys to hug each other while wearing protection.

Is this an american football game, or a softcore porno?

american football by wordup1250 July 10, 2010

SEC Football 

One of the best college football conferences ever. The SEC has 35 total national championships and the Tennessee Volunteers won the first ever BCS national championship. The SEC dominates most other conferences like the ACC, Big 10, Big 12 ect. in football. If you take a SEC powerhouse team and put it up against a good team from one of the other conferences most of the time the SEC team is going to win. Since 1990 the SEC has won 10 national championships Alabama, Aubrun, Flordia, Tennessee, LSU, Flordia, LSU, Flordia, Alabama, AUburn. The SEC is 1st in bowl apperences 367 bowls, 201 wins, 157 loses, 9 ties (,560). The top 5 teams in the SEC are Alabama,Tennessee,Georgia,LSU,and Auburn

i heard the SEC Football as added Texas A&M and Missouri just some more punching bags for the good teams in the conference

SEC Football by tthatguyy November 14, 2011

Boner Football

When you play football, but every guy has to be naked with throbbing boners, and to score a touchdown your boner must enter the endzone before any other part of your body.

ref: That is a foul, you're leg entered the endzone before you're boner did

Player: Total boner kill, Boner football sucks, lets just insert eachother's boners in our butts.

Player 2: I love Boners in my butt

Player 3: Hey guys, we came here to play boner football

Boner Football by bonermoms July 16, 2008

Mexican Football 

2 teams of 5 Mexican construction workers each, taking turns punting a chihuahua over the border fence.

"You gonna watch the Super Bowl?"
"Man, I prefer Mexican Football."

Mexican Football by dethtoll January 11, 2009