fook loi

a jobless person

I don't want to be a fook loi for the rest of my life.

by flblp December 6, 2011

romantic fool

allowing feelings of love to override common sense

Was I being a romantic fool when I offered her an extra fifty if she could convince me that she wasn't doing it just for the money?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

foomage

Reoccurring and persistent dick cheese.

Dwayne's foomage returned the day before his wedding. Bad timing or what?

by beansforbreakfast July 9, 2019

Food Karma

Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.

That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.

by Hookanation October 14, 2011

FOOOOF

What your friends say when life fucked you over. Mixture of Foo and Oof.

Person 1: “Oh man, I literally just crashed my car!”
Person 2: “FOOOOF”

by RobloxAdmin November 23, 2017

Foobis

Every fully white anthropomorphic cat

Dave: Foobis
Mark: Foobis

by Foobis June 15, 2021

footmuff

a right smelly vag, resembling the smell of athletes foot on a hot day, occasionally causing flies to swarm

"oh Josh, Boris gave Beatrice a right bad case of footmuff"

by mariahtiamay April 28, 2022