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two-five

derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police)
Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo.
by TC September 26, 2003
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Mach Five

To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.

Symptoms of being mach fived:

*lying in your own pussy juice

*uncontrollable shaking

*uncontrollable squirting

*unrivaled pleasure

*some serious hospital time

CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.
Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.

Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.
by MachFive December 27, 2011
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Fab Five

We all know who the Fab Four are. In the Eighties a motley bunch of New Wave/postpunk bands from Britain came to our shores. In early 1983 five men with good looks, talent, a style inspired by glam and a penchant for catchy songs with the lyrics occasionally a bit oblique ("Union of the Snake", anyone?) and spectacular videos, some of which are downright STRANGE. Those last two factors didn't really matter diddley squat, because girls were screaming and the band really rocks.
Duran Duran hysteria was really ON, reminding some adults of the Beatlemania that came 20 years before. Radio station DJs on both sides of the Atlantic (and beyond) referred to this band as the "Fab Five".
Duran Duran, consisting of Simon LeBon, Andy Taylor, John Taylor, Roger Taylor (the 3 Taylors are not related), and Nick Rhodes is the Fab Five, hands down. Some so-called "music experts" have dubbed N'Sync as the "Fab Five" but if you think that bunch of chumps are "fab" then I got the deed for the Golden Gate bridge to sell you. Duran Duran may not be the Beatles but they are still cool and fab.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 16, 2008
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High-Five Rape

The unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to give a high-five.
Elise: Katie, gimme five!
Katie: Dude, no way, I've already fulfilled your daily quota of high-fives.
Elise: (grabs Katie's hand and slaps it)
Katie: I feel so violated...
Kelley: And that, kids, is high-five rape.
by Ke'Elso December 21, 2008
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five head

I banged this chic last night with a five head so big you could show movies on it.
by Copie Boy November 4, 2002
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Five By Five

Means " Things are OK"
"Five by five" was used in the film "Aliens" by the pilot during the dropship descent to LV-426 to denote that they were on course
by tonyhippy December 29, 2011
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Fiveguy

(Verb, trans., Noun) The act of five guys getting together and pounding a more than willing female counterpart, preferably (but not only) underneath a school bus.

It is not difficult to find the female for this act (because she is lucky to even get this opportunity and you'd be angered to find a woman that would decline such an offer), but the challenge lies more in finding four other guys to fiveguy alongside. In fact, many scientists now believe that what defines an individual as being male or female (more so than their X or Y sex chromosome constitution), is whether they have a natural drive to fiveguy (male) or to be fiveguyed (female).

The difficulty of finding a full fivesome gets harder with each subsequent guy. Thus it is most difficult to find the fifth guy after collecting four willing guys. Thus beware of imitators such as three or fourguys. When you're guying, you really need that fifth guy, and you'll regret not fiveguying. Trust me, that fifth guy comes in really handy.

Buffets, finger foods, and light refreshments are common at fiveguys as you don't want to bang on an empty stomach. Fiveguys burgers has even sponsored some fiveguys in the past after catching wind of the fastest growing sport in America.
Hillary Duff got absolutely fiveguyed by five guys at the Jimmy Buffett concert last weekend. She gets so lucky sometimes! I'm hotter than that bitch, and I've never even seen a fiveguy.
by ILoveGold! July 22, 2011
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