And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

by Therapist420 February 21, 2014

well fucked

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

by rudi October 29, 2006

fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"

by Big Wank April 25, 2006

fucked off

IN BRIEF: Hurt or killed, negatively dealt with or handled the ward way.

Why good people with good intentions ends up the one fucked off?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 22, 2009

fucked her out

when you give a women multiple mind-blowing orgasms leaving her incapacitated and able to do nothing else but fall asleep

guy A: where's your girlfriend
guy B: we just had a fuck session and i fucked her out. she's taking a nap

by kimbo slizzle December 3, 2009

Flocka Fucked

When a person has sex with you in an such an intense manor that you uncontrollably begin flailing your hair back and forth, whilst screaming things like "Flocka!", "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" and "Pow! Pow! Pow!" repeatedly.

Person A: Girl, why your hair so messy?
Person B: I just got flocka fucked...

by katelyndu1 December 14, 2010

Fucked Squirrel

A squirrel that is standing of the middle of road debating whether to run to the left or the right and at the last second runs onto the grass and then back onto the road where he is instantly splatted and blood and feces goes everywhere.

Oh my god, look at that squirrel standing in the middle of the road. If he doesn't hurry and move then he is going to be one fucked squirrel.

by static1432 March 24, 2010