Florida Womper

A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak

This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper

by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020

Florida Gamer

Can also be written as FloG
A gamer that doesn’t fit the stereotypical obese man living in his mom’s basement. This mostly comes from the fact that most homes in Florida don’t have basements.

Andy: Bruh my mom doesn’t let me get a gaming pc cuz she’s afraid that I’ll wind up “unhealthy” but I keep telling her than I’m a Florida Gamer, I’m not like them.
Drew: Yeah that word meaning not a stereotypical gamer. I guess you’re one.
Andy: I am one! A real good FloG. I work out, I eat healthy, I don’t wear glasses, the list just goes on and on.

by Daiohsama August 2, 2020

To Act Florida

Behave like a despicable nimrod.

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.

by blitzchap August 6, 2020

Florida

A derogatory term used to describe the crackheads and degenerates of the southeastern state.

Florida Man Ends War on Drugs, Claiming : "I did them all"

by apple_lychee August 20, 2020

Florida Shuffle

The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic

Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle

by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020

Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018