A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).
Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn
by FlaudaBoi May 22, 2020
Get the FLORIDA Turnmug. by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018
Get the Floridamug. “We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”
by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022
Get the Floridamug. by memeyshlimoloninie May 17, 2023
Get the Floridamug. A small hole in the wall town near saint cloud Florida. Its main inhabitants are meth, heroin, cocaine, and mud addicts.
Man I stopped at the store in Holopaw Florida and this chick tried to sell me her kid for a new crack pipe and a case of beer.
by 22reed December 10, 2020
Get the Holopaw Floridamug. When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.
by imblazerr September 29, 2022
Get the Florida Keptmug. N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)
by Dynamopa April 15, 2019
Get the florida pinatamug.