Epic

People who use this word in every sentence they speak, because they think it's sounds so cool, but really, EPIC FAIL. I'm gonna predict a few things about you if you love saying the word EPIC every 8 seconds.

First prediction, You smoke meth!!

Second prediction, you have children that you never see or take care of. Cause kids are so not EPIC.

Third prediction, you are on probation and probably still need to finish drug counseling.

Fourth prediction, you live at your parents house. The Rents are so not EPIC either, you know...

Fifth prediction, you had a 2013 Ford Focus, that was silver, lied to your boyfriend that you love him, would never hurt him and you promised to pay the monthly car note. Then you take said Ford focus, use it to drive yourself to different drug dealers and prostitute yourself for some meth. Then you proceed to fall asleep while driving and totally wreck the only nice thing you will ever get to drive, and still be lying to your boyfriend telling him that you wanna work things out and your loyal. Loyalty, not to your boyfriend, but loyal to the foil, because now your also smoking heroin on top of the meth, and now we're also shooting up meth.
Sixth prediction, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know this last one, you will spend part or most of 2022 in jail!!

Bet??

Omg ur soo EPIC. Like wtf. This is not EPIC

Uggh, EPIC is liife

by Mr. Kanunu Batuna December 9, 2021

Epicgodisjuan

Epicgodisjuan is a guy that likes men a lot, he expresses this frequently whenever he has vocal interactions with anyone.

''Did you see that guy posting gay gifs in general?''

''Yeah he is such a Epicgodisjuan.''

by udontknowme69420 February 17, 2022

EPIC GAMER

when a gamer is quite epic!

Woah Jared, you are an EPIC GAMER!

by Promazing March 30, 2022

Epic Fail

GTA Youtuber Theprofessional`s favourite word

EPIC FAIL RANT

by JOSHUAYODOG May 8, 2022

EPIC FAILURE

When you allow millions of undocumented aliens through the southern border of the US, have done nothing to help reduce the over 9% inflation rate or the doubling of gas prices, enforced authoritarian mandates, caused loss of American lives while retreating from Afghanistan, and cannot remain coherent for one press conference.

Joe Biden is an Epic Failure!

by J-Patriot July 18, 2022

Epic Department

yuyo expedito augusto dream game cigar dispenser ending frospitality how get return to axis pls help give me all the answers plesae!!!!!!!!!!!

random dalit: what the hell is a dream game
random shudra: EPIC DEPARTMENT
random unflinching shudra: HELP!!!!!!!
random dalit: how frospitality

by yeetus_cleetus October 31, 2022

epic bottle chase of doom yo my man

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Bottle Flipping. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Bottle's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bottle Flipping truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Bottle Flipping epic," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Bottle Flip tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

yo man, you cant be epic bottle chase of doom yo my man right now.

by EpicBottleFlipGuy68419 November 8, 2022