by Midex August 2, 2003
Get the empathy noise mug.1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
by Sid Barrett October 17, 2008
Get the Employee Discount mug.The Gerbil Emporium is a place where people can go and Retwetweg the night away.
Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.
Its usually situated just off the M52 in England. You can find it by the glowing teal eyes in the moonlight and the dancing virgins around fire places.
Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!! You too can now own your very own piece of Gerbil by visiting the Ger...Ger..Ge...GERBIL EMPORIUM!!!
by Bill Cosby August 4, 2004
Get the Gerbil Emporium mug.Someone who is a complete asshole. A person who never does what they're told, and is always very rude in public. Inspired by a comedy bit from the Chappelle Show
While teaching a classroom of toddlers, Jeff also spent an hour on the phone with his gf telling her how he would bang her tonight. He us a total "PopCopy Employee"
by DJ D-Willis July 20, 2010
Get the PopCopy Employee mug.Word loved by brilliant British indie band Kasabian, the name of their second album and its title track. Much stronger word than cool, could mean any of the following:
Fantastic, brilliant, amazing, incredible, immense, etc.
Fantastic, brilliant, amazing, incredible, immense, etc.
by Hollenbubble November 9, 2008
Get the Empire mug.A rowing boat, distinguished by its yellow hull: the stiffness and quality of which, like K-Settle's banana-buddy depends on age:
an empacher less than 5 years old is kick ass if you own it and shit scary if you're racing against one.
an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of shit
an empacher less than 5 years old is kick ass if you own it and shit scary if you're racing against one.
an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of shit
Imagine a crew rowing on the 30th June, 2004, in an empacher built at 20:00, 30th June, 1999
19:59 - With this uber empacher, we are assured of victory
20:01 - Scheize!! meine empacher is broken
19:59 - With this uber empacher, we are assured of victory
20:01 - Scheize!! meine empacher is broken
by Easy Rider August 29, 2004
Get the empacher mug.The New York Yankees. Since the Yankees have more money than God, and can freely spend whatever obscene amount they damned well please, some folks consider owner George Steinbrenner to be baseball's equivalent of Darth Vader, and the team to be the Evil Empire. Sucks for you. Go Yankees.
Crybaby Red Sox fans call the Yankees the Evil Empire because their team won't spend the money that they get from revenue sharing or luxury tax to field a competitive team. Sure, they broke the Curse in 2004, but what's their excuse now? Thay don't have one anymore. They just suck.
by Holden McKock September 6, 2006
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