Ear Zit

The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.

My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.

by herpaderpschnerp August 3, 2011

Ear Fetish

When one likes their ears tingled

“Oi Summer, want me to succeed in that Ear Fetish I know you got?”

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

ear budgie

The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...

Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...

by Darth Norris December 7, 2009

Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.

I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.

by Tim Ozman July 20, 2020

Ear Warmer

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.

"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."

by Scarlettefever August 14, 2021

Earring Energy

Energy that you give off to people that attracts them to you when you are wearing earrings. It also makes you look more attractive

What makes you so attractive?
I don't know man, I think it's earring energy

by Your Father's Role Model January 3, 2022

Ear Garbage

The endless discussion of network news commentators

The only thing worse than the presidential debates was the ear garbage on CNN afterward

by Papa Chubb October 7, 2020