“Oooh Dylan”

“Oooh Dylan” is a phrase you resort to saying after watching your friend spend years simping his way into being cuckolded

Dylan wanted to impress Nicole by making her burgers. When he got to her place she asked him for a ride to Steve’s where she ate the burgers and fucked mercilessly while Dylan waited in the car. All I could tell him was “oooh Dylan”.

by eric_h June 17, 2022

dylan moore

An asshole

He is such a Dylan Moore

by Two man December 19, 2013

tom delonge

1.) Guitarist for Blink 182, kewlest band eva!!
2.) Has a really nice butt, and takes good butt pics.
3.) Is an exact clone of the famous producer Mark Winiars of the band "Hoodwink".

Dood, hey. Look at that...guy. I think it's Tom Delonge. Damn he sure looks just like that Mark Winiars dooder.

by ashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

Dylan

dylan is a fag. has a girl but could never get in that pussy. smells like booty cheeks. likes to say wat do u meeeeeean???

cum is getting white, cum is getting cold, that's how you already know, it happened last night, dylan was in bed while ella was given me head. didn't mean to fuck her she caught me by surprise, i reloaded my penis cocked it back and pumped her twice to the rhythm of murder on my mind

by juliosligger February 6, 2020

dylanphobia

the fear of being a dylan

joe: i have to be cool to avoid getting dylanphobia
steve: thats right joe

by tylermcawesome August 4, 2012

dylan williams

A gay son of a bitch who love sucking his own bbc while also taking his friend Dylan's white cock in the ass

That guy dylan Williams is a gay boy

by Dylan Williams April 26, 2017

Dylan

Is an amazing friend that will always be there for you in your time of need

Funny and charming to say the least

Knows how to make a girl feel special

Has the biggest heart I know. Always willing to let people in.

Thank you Dylan for everything you do for me

by ggnotell June 15, 2012