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Wistful Drinking

That point along the road to inebriated where you start to think about things that bum you out, people you miss, and how you wish the situation you were drinking in was more enjoyable.
(At the bar)

Jim: Hey Paul, what's wrong with Doug over there? He doesn't look too good.
Paul: Nah, he's fine. He's just "wistful drinking".
by THEGRABEROBBER April 29, 2013
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The Stiff Drink

The "Stiff Drink" is an uncommon term used to describe when a gay male gives a blowjob and swallows.
Went to Denny's to get one of"The stiff Drink" (s) they have in the back room.
(If you know what I mean.
by Ferin S. Zedlocke December 31, 2019
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Drink Drowning

When a guy called PJ has a drink all day and in the evening goes fishing and the fish pulls him in and he drowns.
by 10sabi7 September 7, 2011
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drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!
by gnostic3 April 26, 2020
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drink naruto

Bee: EYY! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!!WHAT SHOULD I DO???
Eyy: Drink Naruto
by Haishadesu November 15, 2017
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The Smoother (drink)

Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.
When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.

smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
by She's Crafty September 6, 2013
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drink suspension

A) The ability to hold one's drink during a party, in a car, or in a bar when the body is knocked about without spilling a drop.

B) The ability to hold one's self upright or together while conversing during complete inebriation; to keep balance during inebriation
A) "Did you see my drink suspension over those railroad tracks?!?! Not a drop, Baby!"

B) Guy A: "Check Matt out. Took too many Four Horsemen."

Guy B: "I know. He's totally lost his drink suspension. Oh! There he goes! TIMBER!"

Guy A: "Awww...Fell right into that pile John's dog just left! Should we help him?"

PAUSE

Guy B: "He'll figure it out..."
by The Green Skwurl May 28, 2009
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