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Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.
My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.
by mung-fu March 7, 2017
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ditch

A cross between Dick and Bitch, for when you're not quite certain wether the person is male or female. Or, if you don't feel like cussing in front of parents, teachers, coworkers, etc., simply replace one of the words with 'ditch'.
"My mom was there, so I called the shim a ditch."
by yOy0 August 17, 2008
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Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011
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doche

really really long donga (preferably 2 metres)which is skinny (about 14mm)that my friends, is a doche.
Silky u doche!
dochey lad!
by Tucker December 3, 2003
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ditch weed

by jose vasquez October 20, 2003
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Donche

This word means whatever the user wants it to mean.
Eg.

"Guy About to score a try"

Danny: Quick joe, Donche him !!!
Joe: Ok !!!!

"Man Gets Donched" !!!
by joegandolf November 15, 2009
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doochie

a dude hoochie. slang word originating from minneapolis aka the soda-pop... origination = 3 OG's T-$, Dre-Diz, & Ju-Ju
Um excuse me officer, but why are you being such a doochie?
or
That dooch got me fucked up... who the hell he think he is?
by DRE-DAY June 24, 2008
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