The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.
The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquarius” immediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.
by Dallas logic March 6, 2022
Get the Dock With Aquariusmug. The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.
Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway
by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010
Get the Fantasy Dockingmug. Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.
Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
by Refs67 June 19, 2025
Get the Dry dockingmug. When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.
by TheMackDaddy June 8, 2022
Get the Invasive Dockingmug. The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
Get the Croc dockingmug. A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011
Get the speed dockingmug. verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.
by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018
Get the Dry Dockmug.