Elvis didn't do no drugs

An expression used to call someone on an obvious lie, prevarication or falsehood. A way of calling bullshit. Since it is now known Elvis did mountains of drugs, stating that he had always been clean would be obvious bullshit. Origin: Penn and Teller's show Bullshit, where the phrase is used to call bullshit on the various claims of creationists.

Mike: "Elton John invented rap music."
Bob: "Um, right, Elvis didn't do no drugs!"

by the birds and trees May 18, 2008

Out do ya bitch

A person who tries to outdo everyone around them when it comes to life experiences and health issues. They also know everything on every conversation even though they don't possess the education and will power to shut there fucking mouths and be humble and listen.

Fran-Yeah, my grandfather just had another stint put in his heart so he can stay alive.

Out do ya bitch-Oh yeah... Well my grandfather had 23 stints and lives in an Iron Lung. And he's still taking care of the family. He cuts hair at the weave store and is a Auctioneer at the VFW on Bingo nite!!
Fran- Foo Lordy!!! You is a Out do ya bitch!!! Do you want a side order of fries with those lies? Your grandpappy died of ass cancer 7 years ago.

by Gar Grim July 2, 2018

Do you even trim?

A question asking if you trim your eyebrows, commonly used as a roast

Hey Simon do you even trim?
Pegasus do you even trim?

by 202conman202 August 6, 2018

Do you play roblox

This is the single best pickup line. Girls at bars are all about roblox. Say this and you are garenteed to get laid.

Guy: Do you play roblox
Girl: Wanna have sex

by SwagggeMan December 28, 2018

Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do

A good way for Queen Fans to annoy their boring friends. This reference is from Headlong by Queen

Person a- Man I just failed my test

Person b- Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do
Person a- Are you even listening?

by Mr Fahrenheit 😘 October 15, 2019

Ain't Nothing To It But To Do It

Statement of the raw simplicity of a task, implying that all
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman

Coleman, whilst attempting to lift 800 pounds with his legs:
Ain't nothing to it but to do it!

by TheBlackList January 14, 2010

I DO apologize

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009