dingledork

That one single pubic hair which is longer than all the others.

I was checkin out my pubs last night and thought about yanking out my dingledork, or naming it.

by Dogood September 9, 2006

dingleberry

Blood goobers that dangle from pubic hair during a woman's period. Can arise from maxi pad use.

I picked a dingleberry from Tina's pussy. Damn thing looked like a cherry tree.

by mecaro December 28, 2005

Dingle

This is an Edinburgh term used to insult of belittle an individual. The term is similar yet far more offencive than the conventional idiot.

He's a pure dingle by the way.

by coco Brennan hertz boy July 8, 2006

dingleberry

(1) NOUN: A Residual Fecal Crustation caused by improper wiping, excessively dry excrement, or low quality toilet paper commonly found in washrooms at public resteraunts.
(2) ADJECTIVE: Used to describe a dysfunctional, incompetent or reliably uncooperative person.
(3) ADVERB: An unexpected non-cooperative event caused by or reflective of inexcusable stupidity or unpardonable technical failure.

(1) I think that cheap wipe toilet paper left a dingleberry.
(2) Don't ask him for anything, he's a DINGLEBERRY.
(3) I was going to print that document, but all that came out was another DINGLEBERRY.

by James T. Baker December 10, 2008

dingleberry

someone riding your ass almost on your bumper while driving, esp. for long distance.

this freaking dingleberry was riding my ass the whole way here with his brights on. i kept slowing down to let him pass, but he stayed right on my ass.

by viciousk May 25, 2009

Dingle Shrapnel

A showering of "dingle shrapnel" is caused by spraying one's sweaty taint and ass with a can of computer duster.

After a long round of golf on a hot day, Jimmy decided to skip a shower and cool down by spraying a can of computer duster from his balls to his taint. The dingle shrapnel was shooting everywhere and we couldn't believe how they stuck to the walls.

by ocean recruiter August 4, 2010

DingleBear

Running around, usually in a sport, with a huge grizzly bear chomping on your dingleberries.

Whoa dude, that dinglebear just totally cleaned my arse dingles!!!!

by yankees714 December 7, 2011