drunk jealous

When everyone around you is way drunker and having an awesome time but you're not drunk enough

All my friends were laughing at random things but I didn't get it because I didn't drink as much. I got drunk jealous.

by Tarpon September 14, 2015

drunk memed

The art of sending a meme while drunk to another person you would not talk to sober

Girl I was so tipsy last night I drunk memed my ex Chris.

by Chasert22 January 18, 2018

drunk cost fallacy

the idea that when you're drunk, you've already committed to being drunk so you may as well get that extra drink. see "sunk cost fallacy."

"Can't Kyle just drink in moderation and not black out every weekend?"
"It's the drunk cost fallacy. Once he gets drunk he doesn't see a reason to stop."

by serkets January 27, 2018

Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.

Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus”

by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020

drunk fuckery

The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.

Best done with your freaky friends.

Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.

Person 1: Incredible!

by Decimal Puss March 16, 2020

drunk eat

Eating while drunk at the end of drinking. Usually in bed with some nasty fast food.

I stopped at Jack in the Box for tiny tacos after my night of drinking to drunk eat them as a laid in bed.

by Yesitsaword July 2, 2021

Drunk House Sean

Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.

If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.

"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"

by Kalious September 8, 2023