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Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all
Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011
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cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup
damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go
by THE chocolate thunder February 5, 2013
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cuslore

The true epitome of an easy, sleazy, illegal money-making bitch. When one can not differentiate the true difference between a cunt, slut or whore.
The cuslore was slumped out of the bar window at 2am with a used condom clearly stuck to her lower back.
by CMacirish August 7, 2012
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cush nap

When your so high that you fall asleep.
At the party Marty got so high and took a cush nap on the floor
by custoner September 28, 2015
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Customophobic

adjective: 1. Cannot and willnot allow customs in a tournament or friendly environment
2. prickly 3. pretty salty

Sm4sh community :
I'm not saying you can't play standard, but I should be able to play customs.

noun: Customophobe
One whom is afraid of players that use customs.
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"What do you think of Customs?"
"Customs-on pleyars should have separate water fountains."
"That is very Customophobic."

Customs never messed up The Messiah in EVO Top 8. Grand Finals were two standard dudes. Here in 1.1.0 I find it wildly inferior to be Customophobic.

"We don't say things that are like discriminatory, (oh homophobic, right?), we just try to be inclusive and let everybody enjoy the love that is playing super smash brothers..."
-Bobby Scarnewman; The Scar & Toph Show: 1-5 1:36:14
by th izizi t November 8, 2015
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Cushlicious

The essence of comfort and cushiness
That couch looks cushlicious
by Cooshy00 April 21, 2018
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Custard Hole

When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished
"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"
by Ultra Ninja January 23, 2018
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