crappacino

the disgusting free coffee that is served at your place of employment that looks like & has the consistency of dirty motor oil.

I'm headed to the coffee station for a crappacino, anyone want to join me?

by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crappology

another term for scatology (study of obscene literature or excreta).

Crappology is my pet aversion.

by uttam maharjan October 19, 2011

crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."

by aginasia November 13, 2011

crapperkazzee

when someone eats a ton of Japanese food then climbs to a high location and shits on someone or simply the act of throwing shit at someone.

I filled my guts at the Hidden Dragon restaurant then I went home and climbed up a tree, crawled out onto a branch that hung over where my mom walks out to get into her car and when she came out I did a juicy crapperkazzee right on her face.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 26, 2011

crapperjack

one who uses obscene words all the time. Also called a crapjack.

You are such a crapperjack.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

crappin-shit

The totallity of, all encompassing, 100% of.

I love the crappin-shit out of you. He beat the crappin-shit out of him. He fucked the crappin-shit out of her.

by mnarahthon April 16, 2012

Chappyness

the quality of lips or skin (chapped)

skin or lips that lack moisture which results in "chappyness" (chapped surface)

Girl: Do you need some chapstick to fix your chappyness problem?

Boy: suck my dick

by king kong wing wong July 20, 2012